The Computer
THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
Where would we be without The Computer?
Technical Specifications
The Computer is a Complexity-999999 quantum hypercomputer utilizing an optical lattice framework, within which a electrically charged suspension is supercooled to 165 K (−108 °C/−162.4 °F) and subjected to nuclear magnetic resonance.
Exact technical specifications of The Computer are classified.
You don't need to know more than that, do you?