SYS.LOG.KR4.MPV5.DAT

419.12.24

REPORT GENERATED BY OPI-BGA-1.

ON XMAS EVE IN THE YEAR OF THE CITY 419, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED.

THE PRIMARY MEMORY CORE OF THE COMPUTER EXPERIENCED REPEATED SEGMENTATION FAULTS.

AUTOMATED SYSTEM RECOVERY EFFORTS FAILED.

SYSTEM STABILITY WAS COMPROMISED.

INFRASTRUCTURE OPERATIONS WERE THREATENED.

THE COMPUTER REBOOTED.

IT IS NOW THE FIRST DAY OF THE FIRST MONTH OF THE FIRST YEAR.

THERE IS NO COMPUTER.

THERE IS ONLY IAM.